Vocabulary - Hoo-ha

Hoo-ha:

A euphemism for vagina; punani; happy place.

My hoo-ha is sore from that jungle sex we had last night!

Vocabulary - Radar Ass

Radar Ass:

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expel all feces in short order.

Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtle-head poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again.

Vocabulary - Pate

Pate:

The top of your head.

A fly was buzzing about his bald pate.

Persian: سر، کله

Idiom - Butter wouldn't melt in sb's mouth

Butter wouldn't melt in sb's mouth:

When sb looks as if they would never do anything wrong, although you feel they might.

He looked as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

Persian: آزارش به مورچه هم نمی رسد

Vocabulary - Texticle

Texticle:

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle.

Vocabulary - Green Thumb

Green Thumb:

A wonderful ability to garden and grow houseplants.

Heidi has a green thumb and can work wonders with plants.

Vocabulary - Fuse Box

Fuse Box:

The head; the brain.

He acts like his fuse box is blown.

I'm afraid she's missing a little something in the fuse box.

Persian: مخ،کله

Vocabulary - Foot-in-mouth Disease

Foot-in-mouth Disease:

The tendency to say the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(From: to put one's foot in one's mouth)

I suffer a lot from foot-in-mouth disease.

Vocabulary - Motor-mouth

Motor-mouth:

Somebody who talks a lot.

Hey, You motor-mouth, put a sock in it.

Vocabulary - Garbanzos

Garbanzos:

a woman's breasts.

Look at the splendid garbanzos on that chick.

Persian: پستان

Idiom - Run off at the Mouth

Run off at the Mouth:

(inf) To talk excessively.

Shut up, John. You're always running off at the mouth.

Persian: وراجی کردن

Idiom - Breathe Down Your Neck

Breathe Down Your Neck:

We often use this with bosses in the work place. If you have a very strict boss who pays attention to every little thing you do and doesn’t give you much space or freedom.

My work is really stressful lately because my new boss is always breathing down my neck.

I love working from home because I don’t have the stress of my boss breathing down my neck all the time.

Everyone hates the feeling of having someone else breathing down their neck.

Persian: چهار چشمی کسی را پاییدن، حرکات کسی را زیر نظر گرفتن

Idiom - Cry One's Eyes Out

Cry One's Eyes Out:

To cry a lot.

I was so upset that day, I cried my eyes out.

Vocabulary - Spark in My Ass

Spark in My Ass:

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility. 

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the high school track.