Vocabulary - 20
20:
The position and place of sb.
Johnny, I'm going to the party , what's your 20?
My 20 is Baker Street.
I've got a 20 on the suspect.
Vocabulary - Freeboobing
Freeboobing:
The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt.
Roxanne is not wearing a bra under her shirt, therefore, she is freeboobing.
See: Free Cooching
Vocabulary - Crocodile Arms
Crocodile Arms:
When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.
It's a turn off when you go on a date with a girl and you get crocodile arms all night.
Vocabulary - Honey Badger Limit
Honey Badger Limit:
The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
Vocabulary - Monitor Shopping
Monitor Shopping:
To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.
A: Ay, whatcha doing?
B: Monitor shopping on Asos.
A: Had to pay rent?
B: Yup.
Vocabulary - Christmas Eve Eve
Christmas Eve Eve:
December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.
I never realized the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.
Vocabulary - Ghost Paranoia
Ghost Paranoia:
A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house.
Vocabulary - Spark in My Ass
Spark in My Ass:
A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility.
In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the high school track.
Vocabulary - Hugh Wear
Hugh Wear:
A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.
Dude 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"
Dude 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Dude 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
Vocabulary - Touché
Touché:
Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point in an argument.
Vocabulary - Cough and Call
Cough and Call:
A term used to call in sick from work.
I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.
Poem - Winter By William Shakespeare with Analysis
Winter:
When icicles hang by the wall,
And Dick the shepherd blows his nail,
And Tom bears logs into the hall,
And milk comes frozen home in pail,
When blood is nipp'd, and ways be foul,
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
To-whit! To-who!—a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
When all aloud the wind doth blow,
And coughing drowns the parson's saw,
And birds sit brooding in the snow,
And Marian's nose looks red and raw,
When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl,
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
To-whit! To-who!—a merry note,
And Tom bears logs into the hall,
And milk comes frozen home in pail,
When blood is nipp'd, and ways be foul,
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
To-whit! To-who!—a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
When all aloud the wind doth blow,
And coughing drowns the parson's saw,
And birds sit brooding in the snow,
And Marian's nose looks red and raw,
When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl,
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
To-whit! To-who!—a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
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Vocabulary - Crapola
Crapola:
An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.
- Crapola, my car stereo is gone!
- The crapola is getting deep.
Vocabulary - Boo
Boo:
A boyfriend or girlfriend.
Can you handle me? If you can't, you ain't gonna be my boo.
Vocabulary - Free Cooching
Free Cooching:
the act of a female not wearing underwear.
syn: to go commondo
Sally: Hey Beth, i didn't pack enough underwear. Can i wear some of yours?
Beth: Hell naw, i don't share panties. I guess you're just gonna have to go commando!
Sally: Yeah, i'll be free coochin' it for the rest of our trip!
Vocabulary - New Year Flu
New Year Flu:
It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.
My throat is killing me and all of my joints ache. I think I caught the New Year Flu from kissing those randoms at midnight.