Vocabulary - Wasted

Wasted:

(slang) Very intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs.

That guy is totally wasted! He can hardly stand up.

Jimmy and his three best friends got in his car after Jimmy had smoked some dope and drunk some vodka. He was so wasted that he nodded off and drove into a tree, and Jimmy and his friends were killed.

Persian: مست

Vocabulary - Inebriate

Inebriate:

To intoxicate.

In her inebriated state, she was willing to do anything.

Persian: مست

Vocabulary - Folded

Folded:

Alcohol intoxicated.

Jack is folded again. That's the third time this week.

Persian: مست

Vocabulary - Classy Smashed

Classy Smashed:

The state of being mildly intoxicated.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits.

Vocabulary - Shmacked

Shmacked:

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function. 

Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington.

Vocabulary - Soberiety

Soberiety:

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

Vocabulary - Trash Angel

Trash Angel:

Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York.

Vanessa's night ended when she fell over the pile of garbage on the curb and performed trash angels in the street til the cab arrived.