Vocabulary - Biblical Shit

Biblical Shit:

A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.

That poop hurt so much that it felt like the second coming of Christ, I kid you not it was a biblical shit!

Vocabulary - David

David:

The second king of Judah and Israel. According to the Bible, he slew the Philistine giant Goliath and succeeded Saul as king. He is the reputed author of many of the Psalms.

Vocabulary - Goliath

Goliath:

In the Bible, a giant Philistine warrior who was slain by David with a stone and sling.

Persian: جالوت، جلیات: پهلوان غول آسای فلسطینی که حضرت داوود در نبردی تن به تن او را با قلابسنگ هلاک کرد

Quotes - The Holy Bible

The Holy Bible:

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.