Vocabulary - Does a Catholic Priest Make a Good Babysitter

Does a Catholic Priest Make a Good Babysitter:

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

See: Is a Frogs Ass Water Tight

Vocabulary - Zing

Zing:

An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!

Vocabulary - Damn Nature You Scary

Damn Nature You Scary:

Expression of fear and awe at the wonderment of the animal kingdom. 

Look at that cheetah go...Damn nature you scary!

Vocabulary - Defecately

Defecately:

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others. 

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

Vocabulary - Is a Frogs Ass Water Tight

Is a Frogs Ass Water Tight:

This phrase is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Syn: Do the bears shit in the wood; Is the Pope a Catholic.

A- Are we going to get Chimichangas?

B- Is a frogs ass water tight.

Vocabulary - For Crying Out Loud

For Crying out Loud:

An expression used for emphasis. 

For crying out loud will you stop playing those drums!

Vocabulary - Touché

Touché:

Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point in an argument.

Vocabulary - Crapola

Crapola:

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

- Crapola, my car stereo is gone!

- The crapola is getting deep.