Vocabulary - Vaginal flatulence

Vaginal flatulence:

Vaginal flatulence is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina. It may occur during or after sexual intercourse or during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef and fanny fart (mostly British).

Vocabulary - Two Timing Whore

Two Timing Whore:

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was screwing her ex-old man while we were together.

Quotes - Louis de Bernières

Louis de Bernières:

Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.

Quotes - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gilbert K. Chesterton:

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.

Quotes - Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve:

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

Proverb - It's a man's world

It's a man's world:

Everything in life is arranged to the advantage of men. Life is tough for women.

Vocabulary - Racks

Racks:

Breasts; boobs; tits; fun bags; jugs; garbanzoes.

Look at those racks on that hot chick.

Persian: پستان

Vocabulary - Bull Dyke

Bull Dyke:

A lesbian who is very manly in appearance and behavior.

My sister is a bull dyke and she's in a gang of women who ride big motorbikes and wear leather jackets.

We saw all sorts of interesting people in the Gay Mardi Gras parade, including drag queens, leather guys and bull dykes.

Quotes - Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury:

Modern paintings are like women: You'll never enjoy them, if you try to understand them.

Vocabulary - Lactation

Lactation:

The production of milk by a woman or female animal.

Because of the long gestation and lactation periods, the interval between calving is usually at least two or three years.

Females are often limited further by the necessity to rear offspring by brooding or lactation.

Persian: شیردهی

Vocabulary - Quim

Quim:

An offensive British slang meaning vagina. "Quim” is actually an old Anglo-Saxon word for “cunt”

This is my bargain, you mewling quim. (The Avengers)

When I was just a little girl
I found I had a quim,
I used to put my finger in,
It gave me quite a thrill;
But now that I am 17,
My quim has lost its charm;
Now I can get 5 fingers in,
And half my f—ing arm.

Vocabulary - Puta

Puta:

A Spanish word meaning prostitute.

His wife called me a puta.

Vocabulary - Jane Doe

Jane Doe:

Used especially by the police to refer to a woman whose name is not known.

Vocabulary - Twinkie

Twinkie:

A slang term meaning an attractive girl.
That's a hot little twinkie.

Quotes - Washington Irving

Washington Irving:

I profess not to know how women's hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration.

Vocabulary - Brooch

Brooch:

A piece of jewellery that you fasten to your clothes, usually worn by women; pin.

Some wore cloaks clasped at the neck with huge ornamental brooches.

Persian: سنجاق سینه، گل سینه

Vocabulary - Dame

Dame:

A woman.

She is my dame, homie.

Quotes - Chanakya

Chanakya:

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.

Vocabulary - Frock

Frock:

A woman's or girl's dress.

A party frock.

Persian: لباس زنانه

Vocabulary - Hoo-ha

Hoo-ha:

A euphemism for vagina; punani; happy place.

My hoo-ha is sore from that jungle sex we had last night!

Vocabulary - Light Bulb

Light Bulb:

A pregnant woman.

Who's that light bulb over there?

Persian: زن باردار

Vocabulary - Friend Barrier

Friend Barrier:

A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.

Girl: Hey guys help me get this shirt off.
Friend: Let's make a friend barrier.
(Friends make a circle around Girl.)

Vocabulary - Cupcake

Cupcake:

An attractive woman.

Look at the splendid garbanzos on that cupcake.

That cupcake is a gynie.

Vocabulary - Gynie

Gynie:

A gynecologist.

She went to a new gynie last week.

Persian: متخصص زنان

Vocabulary - Garbanzos

Garbanzos:

a woman's breasts.

Look at the splendid garbanzos on that chick.

Persian: پستان

Vocabulary - Freddy Cougar

Freddy Cougar:

An old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.

Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.

Vocabulary - Somebody's Girl Syndrome

Somebody's Girl Syndrome:

When a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.

Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.

Vocabulary - Freeboobing

Freeboobing:

The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt.

Roxanne is not wearing a bra under her shirt, therefore, she is freeboobing.

See: Free Cooching

Vocabulary - Free Cooching

Free Cooching:

the act of a female not wearing underwear.

syn: to go commondo

Sally: Hey Beth, i didn't pack enough underwear. Can i wear some of yours?
Beth: Hell naw, i don't share panties. I guess you're just gonna have to go commando!
Sally: Yeah, i'll be free coochin' it for the rest of our trip!