Vocabulary - Friending Spree

Friending Spree:

Randomly adding anyone you come across on a social network, including complete strangers.

Hey, Paul's on a friending spree, he's got a 1000 friends already on his Facebook.

Vocabulary - Cyclops Date

Cyclops Date:

A date with someone you've met over the internet.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

Vocabulary - Ghost Post

Ghost Post:

A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.

The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Facebook: XYZ commented on your note.
Me: ...where's the comment? Jeez, way to ghost post, XYZ.

Vocabulary - Google Tic

Google Tic:

The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind.

You haven't Googled him, but you went out with him?! I could never get in someone's car without Googling their name, but then again, I have a Google tic.

Vocabulary - Granny Spam

Granny Spam:

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

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