Idiom - Keep sth under one's Hat

Keep sth under one's Hat:

To keep sth a secret.

I am getting married, but keep it under your hat.

Persian: مخفی نگه داشتن

Vocabulary - First world injury

First world injury:

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

Vocabulary - Taxable

Taxable:

if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is taxable.

I think he is so sexy, definitely taxable!

Quotes - Richard Paul Evans

Richard Paul Evans:

The truest grace is not to forgive, but to have never found fault.

Quotes - Robert M. Pirsig

Robert M. Pirsig:

For every fact there is an infinity of hypotheses.

Vocabulary - IJS

IJS:

I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

Person 1: how was that movie
Person 2: That crap was straight booty, IJS

Vocabulary - Shift

Shift:

To make out with.

He shifted my girlfriend.

Quotes - Thich Nhat Hanh

Thich Nhat Hanh:

It is said that God has created man in his own image. But it may be that humankind has created God in the image of humankind.

Vocabulary - Egg Salad Monday

Egg Salad Monday:

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hard-boiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday.
I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

Quotes - T.S. Eliot

T.S. Eliot:

Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.

Quotes - Nikolai Berdyaev

Nikolai Berdyaev:

The world is not a pleasant place to be without someone to hold and be held by.

Vocabulary - Does a Catholic Priest Make a Good Babysitter

Does a Catholic Priest Make a Good Babysitter:

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

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Vocabulary - Stock Market

Stock Market:

The fastest way to lose money.

John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.

Vocabulary - Order of the Broken Wrist

Order of the Broken Wrist:

A man that is known to be gay.

Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."

Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."

Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."

Vocabulary - Phone Yawn

Phone Yawn:

The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.

As Harriet pulled her cell from her pocket to check for new text messages, her circle of friends phone-yawned, pulling out and checking their phones too. Not Becky; she lost her phone at the club the night before.

Quotes - Nikolai Berdyaev

Nikolai Berdyaev:

There is a tragic clash between Truth and the world. Pure undistorted truth burns up the world.

Vocabulary - Zing

Zing:

An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!

کلمات انگلیسی با تعبیر فارسی!

کلمات انگلیسی با تعبیر فارسی:

Keyboard

چه کسی برنده شد؟

Communication Board

کامیون کی شن ها رو برد؟

Morphine

باید بیشتر فین کنی

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Vocabulary - Apple Year

Apple Year:

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product.

I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!

Vocabulary - Rosetta Stoned

Rosetta Stoned:

One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language. 

Beth got so Rosetta Stoned last night; she could effectively communicate with the cab driver!

Quotes - Giacomo Leopardi

Giacomo Leopardi:

Freedom is the dream you dream While putting thought in chains again... .

Vocabulary - Glamping

Glamping:

Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

No stinky sleeping bags on the hard ground and freeze dried food for me. If its not a Glamping trip, count me out.

Idiom - In Hock

In Hock:

In debt.

I am deeply in hock and have to pay off my debts.

Persian: بدهکار بودن

Quotes - Elisabeth Elliot

Elisabeth Elliot:

When the time comes to die, make sure that all you have to do is die!

Vocabulary - Google Tic

Google Tic:

The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind.

You haven't Googled him, but you went out with him?! I could never get in someone's car without Googling their name, but then again, I have a Google tic.

Vocabulary - The Airport Effect

The Airport Effect:

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Idiom - Throw the Book at Sb

Throw the Book at Sb:

To charge sb with, or convict sb of, as many crimes as possible.

The judge threatened to throw the book at me if I didn't stop insulting the police officer.

Persian: متهم کردن

Quotes - Yann Martel

Yann Martel:

Religion is more than rite and ritual.

Vocabulary - Granny Spam

Granny Spam:

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

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Quotes - Earl Nightingale

Earl Nightingale:

Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind.